condom:

don’t send me snapchats from something i wasn’t invited to you rude ass bitch

(via goodvibesonlyyy)

pyjamaparties:

offendpoppunk:

offendpoppunk:

remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

Oh so that’s what that was in Times Square

(Source: babyhongbin, via clestroying)

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

(via unescapable)

killself:

visiting Yahoo Answers instead of a doctor

(via crystallized-teardrops)

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

(via gravithy)

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

(via gravithy)

lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever

(via crystallized-teardrops)

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words 

(via unescapable)

unclemother:

math

death

wake up america 

(via gravithy)

ridge:

you ever want to cry and laugh at the same time 

(via retiredjesus)

chariczard:

A moment of silence for those who have unfollowed me

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(via unescapable)

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

(via hugmebeforeyouleave)

gingerblivet:

Things I will not judge you for:
•Sexuality
•Religion
•Race
•Clothing choices

Things I will judge you for:
•Not signalling while driving
•How you treat wait staff
•Which way you think the toilet roll goes

(via curlsfromchesire)

dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

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(via gnarly)

vvhatserface:

vvhatserface:

KITTY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

(Source: catleecious, via clestroying)