Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

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Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

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in 4th grade we were making clay pots in art and our teacher kept saying “make them thinner! those are too thick they won’t work” so we made them thinner and when she put then in the kiln they all exploded and she told us it was our fault because we made them too thin and if that doesn’t describe the school system i don’t know what does

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If I’d had these opportunities when I was younger, I would have been Justin Bieber. If you are a 16-year-old kid and you can do whatever the fuck you want, you’re making trillions of dollars and you have a leopard-print Ferrari, it’s not healthy. If I was going through what I’m going through now when I was 16, I might have ended up in jail.

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when teachers start lecturing the whole class about how they’re wasting so much of their time, and end up just wasting even more time


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jumps on the bandwagon to hell with Les Misérables

i am so sorry

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ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

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why do people make viruses like why do you have to be an asshole

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this is what I mean by it shouldn’t be any different the other way round

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You will be missed..RIP ♡

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I wish all spiders looked like Andrew Garfield.

Can you imagine though?
You’re walking around your house and then you see a really tiny Andrew Garfield running around in costume.

i thought we were talking about andrew garfield’s head on a spider’s body

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a question i ask myself regularly

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"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

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