orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

(via crystallized-teardrops)

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

(via unescapable)

theamericankid:

Found this while looking for fridges at Sears.

(via unescapable)

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“Ma’am,” Augustus said, nodding toward her, “your daughter’s car has just been deservedly egged by a blind man. Please close the door and go back inside or we’ll be forced to call the police.”

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andisbetter:

Rain, rain, go away so we can open the sunroof in a sleek AND stylish Ford with amazing comfort AND technology. Yes, AND Is Better even with a windows-down hairdo.

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

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can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

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fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

(via happiest)

eclectic-imbalance:

cared:

eversion:

accidentully:

calins:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you.  i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

i think I am going to cry

I think at least 200,000 of those notes are me reblogging this

guy like this come my way ✌😭

I can’t deal with something so perfect, no please, stop. Oh god, I have tears in my eyes and the silliest smile on my lips right now.

a person like this would be a cool person to be with💝

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misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

flawlesstrueperfection:

you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe

cuz u basic

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